Alpha Mailman

Todd's great. At Chile's
last night, Todd and his girlfriend Sarah -
she's great too – filter fed compliments. He ejaculated
wit on the waitress. He dropped anvils on us. We snickered like
we were comfortable. He grabbed more handfuls of
the conversation and put some more margaritas in him.
Later, I thanked him for the evening. He swerved off the road
and made it a great story. He intimidated his boss
and made it a great story. Tomorrow he's going to
take his mom out to Waffle House for breakfast. He's
going to sit with her at the best booth and give the
stink eye to those suspicious Mexicans at the bar.