Agxshley

Vegan godess is a veguss

I want to throw her Whole Foods shopping cart to the ground
and make love to the hummus. I know she'll
eat it off disdainfully.
I get off on the thought of her trying to rationalize it.
DON'T WASTE FOOD
THE AVERAGE AMERICAN WASTES A POUND OF FOOD A DAY
I throw dead cows into the dumpster
It's starting
I go to the nearest Jimbo's, buy all the pasta I can carry, and
dump it all into the hot springs
Nature's orifice froths culinarily
I dump tomatoes in and whatever else is red and familiar enough in
I bathe in it until the smell gets to be an acquaintance

She would approve
I hotwire her lie lifestyle.
I defuse her reluctance
she cries because I am successful at it
But she cries her tears into a brita filter
Later I'll lick the salt off.
Later I'll fill her sustainable living room with lard froth and hamburger dolls

Grow right or don't grow at all.
Do you ever partake in survival sentiment?
I want to vomit like a real living mammal.
I want to burn her tofu effigies.